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Sometimes its your second morning bowel movement. Its long and solid. Makes you feel great. It even slides out clean that washing hands becomes optional. Unfortunately, we don't get Day Adjusters very often.
"My whole week has sucked but I just had The Day Adjuster. Let's make up for lost time".
He is a Cool boy but he also acts as a backup (CENSORED) Bar just in case the Regular (CENSORED) Bar dosent work...
yo so yesterday i had {Ben Dai} with my girl and it felt soooo good, so first i stuck my {Ben Dai} into her {Ben Dai} Then we did it for a while until i finally released my {Ben Dai} on her {Ben Dai} which i just put my {Ben Dai} in. Then we slept with out anything for the rest of the night.
The act of sticking your middle finger up to non verbally say “fuck you”
The driver in front of me made it difficult but when I did pass him I gave him the salute of the day.
on December 20th, If you consider yourself a weeaboo and/or a weeb than you must watch an entire season/show of an anime, preferably forcing others, additional points if said anime is lewd. In addition, it grants full immunity to Fur-Day, so ones furry friend doesn't force them into a fursona.
Tim: Wait, Shark, Its Weeaboo-Day...
Shark: Wha-
Tim: *off microphone* WHERES MY BODY PILLOW!
Shark: Tim, what do you mean. What about that fursona.
Tim: WATCH THIS ANIME WITH ME!
October 12th is the day for threesomes, the day where three sexy people get together and have sexual intercourse and outercourse.
All members of the threesome must reach an orgasm.
tony: hey what are your plans for tomorrow?
annie: well, tomorrow is October 12th which is threesome day but me and ellie haven’t found a sexy boy to join our threesome yet would you wanna join?
tony: fuck yeah!
A day in which multiple gay things happened to you.
I had a really gay day today...