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A funny theater kid who can get drunk off of 2 shots
Person 1: who's that drunk person over there?
Person 2: that's Ethan. He had a kombucha.
The definition of what love looks like. Will bend over backwards to protect those he loves the most. He’s so strong willed in his beliefs and is not shaken very easily. He’s very athletic, strong, patient, loving and overall an amazing guy. If you find yourself an Ethan, never let him go. He will change your life in ways that you’ll never expect. Ethan, if you’re reading this, know that I love you with everything I’ve got.
Me: You see that boy?
Someone: Yeah
Me: That’s my boyfriend, Ethan
The most homophobic and republican fatass the world has ever seen. Hyper religious and stupid. Many Ethan’s hang out with jock friend groups who think they accept them, but really don’t even notice them. Ethan’s are also extremely vulgar and are more prone to saying slurs. Often times one can find an Ethan harassing a group of minorities and spouting slur after slur.
Yo Jerome, this bitch across the room is for real an Ethan
Oh word? Let’s dip ‘fore we get harassed.
Ethan is the sweetest guy you'll ever meet. He's really shy and reserved, but if you're lucky enough to catch his eye, just know that you found your best friend. Ethan is funny and has a broken sense of humor: his jokes are all about saying random words in random situations or just casually mentioning Ed Sheeran while talking. He's a talented musician who prefers to be quiet and just play, he's basically the most humble rockstar you'll ever meet. He's a very sensitive boy with lots of issues, but he's always ready to listen to your struggles too. FIND YOURSELF AN ETHAN!! <3
"so as I was saying, yesterday i tripped on a rock and fell on my face, I almost broke my nose!"
"aha lmao"
"wtf Ethan what are you on"
"xanax"
"oh"
beautiful female named Bethany who most likely came here to search for her name without the first and last letter for a tiktok challenge.
beautiful female named Bethany who most likely came here to search for her name without the first and last letter for a tiktok challenge.