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internet friend

internet friends are pure crackheads with no future, but me, i'm a crackhead myself. internet friends are also not fake, thots, or snakes. they are funny and would just be there for you in some problems. it's also a song from Katy Perry herself, released out on 2011, and it was old. Besides, having internet friends is actually a blessing! they are real friends as well, so if they care, they will care. having fake friends isn't fun OR having lunchbox friends.

man i love having internet friends! they function just like real friends! this is the besttime of my whole life!

by rosefreckles August 10, 2020

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Little friend

A way to refer to someone's penis without using the word itself.

Your little friend was great in bed last night.

by Know-it-all2005 April 14, 2016

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Fake friends

fake friends r people who chat shit abut u behind ur back andr to scared to say anything 2 ur face. they r pussios. they will become jealous very easily, so if yano wats gud 4 ya, ditch em

Marias such a fake on, she was chatting shit about me on her story . Although she didnt exactly say my name, it wudnt take a fuckin genius 2 figure out who she was talking abt. fake friends smh

by the kanjar that live next door December 16, 2019

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Fake Friend

A single person that pretends to be friends with you only to maintain a friendship with your partner. Often causing relationship problems of doubt and mistrust.

She acts like she's my friend too, but she's a fake friend, always texting my husband trying to make plans that don't include me.

by Calibabe6 September 9, 2017

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mousie friend

a mouse or rodent hiding in your apartment or house. very friendly and cute. you cant kill it because you have made friends with the mouse.

last night i heard mousie friend!

by icebergler April 23, 2009

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friend lock

n. The situation in which a man waits too long to ask a girl out and she moves on to another guy, putting him in an immoveable friendship. This situation is almost always permanent.

J- "Hey man you've been looking upset lately. Did something happen with Katie?'

T- "No man, and that's the problem. I'm on friend lock!"

by Rock-ME-Hardplace March 7, 2010

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friend list

We all have one of our friends. It is your list of friends in which order you like them most.

Friend B: Who is at the top of your friend list?
Friend A: Friend C is.

by Henry and Katherine March 23, 2020

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