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In HK , if you wear a green hat , you re a F***er.
Salesman: Do you like this green hat?
Random guy: F*** you.
*Hits the salesman with the hat*
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another word for broccoli
The man was eating green cauliflower.
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He is a middle aged man who likes to ejaculate in his daughter and makes his son suck her dick
Oh looks it’s the pedo Gordon green
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Leaving a turd laying across a rack that goes above a toilet when the rack was blocking the upper tank area of the toilet in the process of attempting to leave an upper decker (top shelf) in someone's toilet.
Person 1: did you upper deck the toilet at travis' shitty party?
Person 2: i couldn't, there was a toilet rack blocking the top part so i left a green monster instead.
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A butler of a rich man once asked, "may I collect your green fees sir?". The rich man then replied, "Why yes, you may collect the ash of my blunt."
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A variation on a superman in which one ejaculates on ones partners back and then throws dollar bills on the ejaculate.
Named for the Green Jacket won at the Masters Golf Tournament at Augusta National.
I totally gave that stripper a green jacket last night.
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The best family ever. Everyone wants to be a Green but can't. They love God and his son. They all can sing and very talented loving people. No other family out there is like the Green Family
Like the Jackson Family but way better.
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