Getting screwed by a big black man playing the trumpet while you ride on a big black horse playing the drums. Usually happens in Amsterdam and while on a farm.
Friend: “Whatcha doin this weekend?”
Me: “ Going to Amsterdam and enjoying a night of the band of the big black horse.”
a man with a third leg
me: man that guy is a horse cock torres(tripod)
other: oh ik ;)
A stage every women goes through where they absolutely love horses! Like "hey Joe isn't your daughter going through a Horse stage! ya she fucking loves horses. "
Like "hey Joe isn't your daughter going through a Horse stage! ya she fucking loves horses. "
An industrial shower nozzle, body loofa or elephant grade type soap. Usually used on extremely large and filthy people.
Mike is so fat he washes himself with a rag on a stick.
Fuck that shit! That stanky ass mothafucka needs Horse Clean.
A pinkish horse that is breed from the pink and blue horse types
I can't wait to ride your magenta horse
A noun describing a horribly disfigured or poor-quality drawing of a horse. This horse can have traits including but not limited to: Cartoon human head, bent neck, straight legs and rectangle hooves.
Hannah likes drawing ponies, but they end up looking more like a hoarse horse
A smaller than a horse, bigger than a pony.
How do you say mini horse in Spanish?