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Jacob is a stunning man, seen as a father to some and a best friend to all, this 105lb man will beat the living wheels off you if you dare speak word of anyone he loves. Jacob is a hard worker who never backs down, he is always ready to drop the mitts on the ice or throw the biscuit top cheese. this guy is a all around BEAST and all aspire to some day be as great as him.
*Someone chirps isla rose*
* Jacob beats the wheels off them*
"holy shit that guy just got Jacob McGuiganed to fuck"
the power to cross borders with his eyes closed. a real lubia
bro your so jacob tal your more jacob tal then me
Jacob Boast is the definition of a perfect man, with the most perfect blue eyes, a heart of gold and all the ladies must be chasing after him.
"I met the perfect man today, Jacob Boast"
Jacob Swann is the bassist in chapter 13, and does backup vocals and sometimes vocal solos. He is very talented and is normally spotted by wearing an AC/DC cap.
Jacob Swann is so talented, I wish I could be as talented as him.
The hottest mythical creature of all time, but extremely overlooked. Total Gryffindor/Hufflepuff and a loving friend, lover, brother, father, son...you name it. Totally way better than Edward.
“Jacob Black is so gorgeous!”-Everyone with common sense
He broke up with me because I wouldn't let him rape me anymore, he litteraly looks like a Chinese person with them fucked up slanted eyes, his red hair got me fucked up and his dick never did the job, FUCK he's ugly and pulls ZERO bitches, p.s. he has like 3 STD'S cuz he's gay