Contortionist James

Contortionist James (born Troy James) is a contortionist knows for his appearances on Australia’s Got Talent.

Contortionist James does cocaine with Miss Beaudry in the dryer

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James Wilding

Know to be pretty fada!
Will steal your girl or try to even if you’re dating them....
Lanky ass mofo!
Likes to party and is the late mate brother to Pat Peck.

“James Wilding” are you 30?

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James harden'd

When you go down on an unshaved girl and come up with pubes on your face

Bro I just went down on Kayla and I got James harden'd, swear I came up with a Beard

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James Torrance

James Torrance, also known as Acting Head Teacher, Doug, Mousey. A man of distinction, fountain of all knowledge and worthy information.

Has a face like a shovel hence the name Doug.

"We all admire James Torrance, Head Boy"
"Doug dug a hole"

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James Chungus

A Real BLYAT

Alex - OI BLYAT
Chungus - My Name is Actually JAMES CHUNGUS

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James’ mom

Like a “Karen,” but sluttier.

That girl is such a James’ mom.

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james pitts

When you ejaculate when your dick isn't hard and the cum comes out green

Oh shit I James Pitts myself

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