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1. When using an outhouse and dropping a solid deuce, the blue outhouse water that shoots back up and splashes in the exposed butthole is known as the Blue Kiss of Death.
"I thought I was done taking a shit, but as I pinched off that last loaf, the blue kiss of death got me. Now my asshole is going to be wet all day long."
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I bet going down on that redhead would be like kissing Willie Nelson
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The kiss you give your girlfriend after she sucks your dick because if you don't kiss the lips that pleasured your penis, then you're a hypocrite. (Kissing is vital to some girls and women during and after sex)
*le gf comes up from giving you head*
(You may not want to kiss her but you do it because she swallowed your load)
*gives gf an after blowjob kiss*
(Makes gf happy)
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phrase commonly said by "Flo" on the television show, Alice.
Flo: Hay, meester!
Man: What?
Flo: You fergot sumthin'.
Man: What?
Flo: You fergot to KISS MAH GRI-YITS!
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International kissing day april 13th
Kiss your favorite side bitch but don tell your main bitch cuz it national kissing day
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a kiss to celebrate the new year. given between december 31st at 11:59:55 and january 1st at 12:00:36. the kiss is meant to represent the end of the year that was and the start of a new year and a "new you."
When the ball dropped, i got my new years kiss.
Barry: Who will be your new years kiss?
Kimmy: I'm not sure, I was thinking it would be you.
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Two or more boys in skin tight t-shirts joined at the off-centre lip ring because they think they're the most sought after spectacle around and are breaking all bonds of conformity, despite the fact that they all dress exactly the same, all listen to the exact same music, all kiss each other because they can't get any girls to do it for them, and inevitably, will all have the exact same myspace picture of their clumsy, adolescent embrace with the caption "romanceXcore<333".
Far from being an act of teenage exploration which can be fondly recalled in years to come, most boys who succumb to the urge to lick the teeth of their mates will be haunted by not only the act, but by the publicity they craved in doing it and the fact that the only publicity they got was from their female friends who will never look at them twice, saying "aww cute lol xXx <3". This guilt spiral will continue until, one day, they do what they threatened to do all along to get attention from the friends who were all threatening the exact same thing, and slit their wrists the wrong way, bleeding into unconsciousness and waking up in a psychiatric unit where they get nailed relentlessly by their room mate.
Of course, this is exactly what they wanted.
I think we've all seen way too many examples of emo boys kissing.
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