Meat Mace

when you helicopter (spin) your dick in a circular motion so face that all the blood goes to the head, cause it to bulge like a sphere. Resembles a mace

Guy 1: Dude you! Your head is going to explode!
Guy 2: Don't worry man! It's just a meat mace, everyone's been doing this since kindergarten.

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Meat Temperature

Described as the Heat coming from a man's genitalia. Especially during a hot day. Describing the Farenheit or Celsius degree of heat can really explain the degree of heat during a given day

"Man, that warehouse was hot today. My meat temperature was like 110 degrees"

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Meat And Retreat

Not to Be compared to Meat Retreat. To have sex with a man and excavate his home as fast as possible.

alexa: You seen that guy?
karen: Ya I'm gonna do a Meat And Retreat on him.

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Mixed Meat

Those of bisexual persuasion

He's not gay or straight, he's both. He's mixed meat.

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Aged Meats

Referring to old dick, or old men

-So I heard she likes aged meats!.
- what do you mean?
-she likes older men/old dick

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meat crown

when you cut your penis off with scrapbook scissors so it has a zig zag and looks like a paper crown

Yo did you hear about Jay’s accident?
No what happened?
He was making a scrapbook and accidentally chopped his dick off so he has a meat crown now!

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meat chute

When a huge piece of penis aka meat is flung into a fleshy vagina

That girl looks like she’s got a meat chute that can handle this fleshy burrito

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