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Someone who likes to pick up men/women whose attire causes the target to have a muffin top. Can find a Muffin Whaler at places such as the mall, bars, music festivals, etc.
Buddy was talking about this "thick chick" he picked up the other day, but she was way past being thick. Dude is a total Muffin Whaler!
The smell/taste of pussy after morning sex
I had to wash the sheets after my wife's morning glory muffin juices.
Sussy muffin is a term used to declare something suspicious.
For an example, you open your muffin thinking is a chocolate chip muffin... but it's actually a blueberry muffin
Jessica is a sussy muffin because she said she couldn't go to work because she was sick.... but I caught her at the bar.
Labia Majora.
Interchangeable with “pussy lips”
Barbara isn’t wearing any panties and I caught a glimpse of her muffin flaps
When a vagina has lips that are large enough to stick together creating a singular shape that resembles a loaf of bread that must be sliced before being eaten.
"Damn, she has a nice lil muffin loaf on her and I'm about to get me a slice!"
"Some people like an innie and some people like an outie, I personally prefer a nice muffin loaf."
"This bathing suit is so small, I feel like my muffin loaf is showing."