F*** me hair

That toussled up, high hair that screams "I'm looking to get laid tonight".

Hey Brian, check out the chick with the f*** me hair. Bro, be my wingman with her fat ass friend, I'm all over that hottie.

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singed nut hairs

Pubes that have been singed

my nut hairs are on fire, they are singed.

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just-got-fucked hair

noun | hair that is in crazy disarray. and they didn't necessarily even get any play. They just have that look to them.

"Honey, who was he? Cuz you've got the just-got-fucked hair look going on."

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New hair, who dis?

When your new hairdo is so damn fire that you don't recognize the little people anymore.

Commoner: hey what's good?
You: New hair, who dis?

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finer than frog hair

When you feel so fine you just can't stand it. Frog hair doesn't exist, so, it must be pretty fine!

Rob:Susan how are you today?
Susan: Well Rob Id say Im finer than frog hair!

Rob: Whats what on a frog?

Susan: You ever seen hair on a frog?
Rob: Welp nope can't say I have...
Susan: Must be pretty FINE THEN!

All: Hahahahaaa.. ha.

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Get your hair did

To have one's hair cut/styled.

"If you're a fly gal, then get your nails done.
Get a pedicure, get your hair did."
- "Work It", Missy Elliot

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Pot of Stink Hair Stew

A slang term for the vagina.

We had a pleasant evening, and after champagne on the terrace, Liz let me stir her pot of stink hair stew.

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