My mum said to ignore people lol

My mum said to ignore people lol

My mum said to ignore people lol

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National beat the crap out of tall people day

On October 23rd, you can beat the crap out of anyone over 5’6”

Consent not needed.

“I’m going to beat the crap out of you.”
“Wtf why?”
“It’s National beat the crap out of tall people day”

National beat the shit out of short people day

Beat the shit out of anyone under the height of 5’4, they aren’t allowed to fight back or run away.

National beat the shit out of short people day

Fuck short people.

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People who talk shit about cross country

are usually fat.

a few examples of People who talk shit about cross country are both of the people on page 8 of the Urban Dictionary page for "cross country"

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up top where the short people cant reach

The coolest thing ever. Invented by B.L. and C.R.

dude, they scored..."Up top where the short people can reach"

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National white people say the N-word day

December 6 is the time we’re white people can say then word with no N card.

Hey, guess what it’s national white people say the N-word day!

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black peopl last long in the sheets but not in the streets

African people are stereotyped to last long during sweet love making.

But they usually end of dead in the streets.

Dumb blond:black peopl last long in the sheets but not in the streets..

Retard:What was that?

Dumb blond:Oh man Jerome lasted like 5 hours in the sack...best time of my life. Sad he got capped...Jerome's pecker will be missed ...

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