Brian- How was your date with Abigail last night?Did you get any action?
Arthur- Sort of..she jerked me off raw dog. She didn't even let me spit on it first. Worst Rusty Palmer ever.
A 'Rusty Romo' is when you take a pretty gal out to dinner and then hit on the waiter the whole night.
an example of a Rusty Romo in progess.."Go back to your place and score? No thanks, I'm enjoying the breadsticks."
Or the Dallas Cowboys vs the San Francisco 49ers on September 7, 2014.
When a man fucks a person in the ass then wipes the head on the partner's lips as when applying lipstick.
After a jack hammering anal session I turned her around and gave her a generous rusty o-ring just before she had to work.
When a man removes his woman's colostomy bag and proceeds to give her a rimjob via her colostomy hole.
Dude! I was with this lady last night and she wanted me to give her the old Rusty Scupper! Laid her bag by the table and went to town, licking on that side hole!
A sexual encounter with an aged female that results in multiple abrasions and lacerations from boutique jewelry that may necessitate a tetanus shot.
Johnny patiently awaited his diagnosis after the previous night’s encounter with a Rusty Jenny
When you randomly buy a baguette and then after a drunken night of inappropriately prodding people in their buttholes and privates with it you let an unsuspecting friend eat it.
I can’t believe Shan ate that rusty baguette this morning! Dude I had that thing in so many butts last night!
Act of fornication that occurs prior to giving a Rusty Trombone. One uses a finger or 2 in order to loosen or open up a anus that is locked tight.
Asservir didn't know what a Rusty Basement Key was and had been doing Rusty Trombones wrong for years.