when you r girl packs a fat lip then blows you off
"did your girl give you a sloppy Dallas last night" "yeah after my penis looked like a turd"
A sloppy dallas is when somebody is getting a blowjob inside a mouth full of dip.
Person 1: So what are we gonna try this time?
Person 2: What about a sloppy dallas.
Person 1: So I have to suck you off while having dip in my mouth?
Person 2: I am gonna make some extra, that way i can eat chips with dip when im getting that sloppy dallas
A blowjob with a mouthful of dip.
McNasty: Give me a Sloppy Dallas
Soup: Shuhtup Fadget
A blowjob while packin a fat lip. Credit to the goons
Dooo just gave Soup a big ol Sloppy Dallas while Blarg and MCNASTY watched
When someone has a mouth full of chewing tobacco or dip, and performs a blowjob to another person
Oh man, that redneck chick Sally from across the street gave me a Sloppy Dallas last night.
No way!
Yeah she was pretty hammered. We’d been drinking all night.
A blowjob with a mouth full of dip.
"Hey, Grizzy! Wanna give me a sloppy Dallas?"
"No, McNasty, I'm 17!"
A blowjob with a mouth full of dip.
"Hey, Grizzy! Wanna give me a Sloppy Dallas?"
"No, McNasty, I'm 17!"