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mount saint mary's university

probably the worst place you could go to if you're actually trying to party in college. although some of the people here are cool, the school is actually gay as shit. it's where everyone knows your name and every single fucking thing about you. its where the after parties turn into middle school dances because public safety can't handle a couple drunken fights. its where people with no life sit in their rooms making random anonymous phone calls to PS full of fake complaints just hoping to see someone get raided and written up. The bottom line is the mount is NOT a university, its just grades 13-16. This is Mount Saint Mary's High School, bitch! hooray, we suck.

timosen: hey I thought we went to Mount Saint Mary's University?
twenty bucks: nah, I go to Mount Saint Mary's High School, you fool.

by fuckit March 11, 2007

39πŸ‘ 32πŸ‘Ž


St. Louis University High

College Preparatory School located in downtown St. Louis also known as SLUH. Best guy school in the city, most people think it's full of nerds and computer geeks, but that is not the case. The guys of SLUH are the most popular in the city and get any girl they want(for the most part). Yeah of course there are a few nerds, but what else would you expect from a school that requires at least a low A GPA? SLUH guys are the shit.

The SLUH guys are actually moving out of Missourri to go to college and they will get a job.

by Veronica Smatheley April 10, 2005

94πŸ‘ 90πŸ‘Ž


the catholic university of america

THE Catholic University of America is the finest learning institution on the eastern seaboard. Its students are great at going to church hungover, because Saturdays are for the boys and getting lit. Also, its important to know that THE Catholic University is a life style, and emphasis must be put on the "THE" so that everyone understands its significance.

"Bro you're drunk you need to get back home"
"I am home, my home is THE Catholic University of America."
"Stfu, go back to your dorm. We have mass at 10:30 tomorrow morning."

by n1ckL October 5, 2017

1πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


the answer to life the universe and everything

42

"hey jim, what is "the answer to life the universe and everything"?
"how many letters are in that sentence Tim?"
"uhhh 42?"
"there is your answer Tim"

by icecold960 March 4, 2014

5πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


The Best Fan Page in the Universe

This is the original name of the site which is now called "The Best Fan Site in the Universe". A fansite for Maddox, owner and writer of "The Best Damn Page in the Universe". This site is viewed negatively by many members of Maddox Mania, who simply bash the site to try to look "cool" and "in the 'in crowd'". In reality, this site, run by admins Zoghade, Jesus Christ, and Himeros, has a lot more going for it than many people claim. Though this site is lower in the number of members, this board is almost always devoid of pointless spam and idiocy (the rare cases of pointless spam and idiocy usually come from an outsider who believes they are funny for being stupid).

What?! I got banned from The Best Fan Page in the Universe for posting Tub Girl 50 times!! How could they?! Oh well, guess I'll go and complain about how "unfair" the admins are elsewhere.

by anonymous May 28, 2005

20πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


lake Superior State University

A school that commonly says "It's a great day at Lake State!", although it usually never is. While they have one of the worst hockey teams, the school is also usually pretty bad to it's 2,100 students. After firing some of the best professors there, the school remodeled a building for its smallest academic departments.

The location of the University is perfect... mainly for people that like snow, temperatures below zero, and Canadians. The local town of Sault Ste Marie is pretty boring too. During the school year, the only nightlife available is called "The Three B's": Booze, Bowling, and Betting (for the local casino).

The school also regularly forgets to pay it's electric bill.

Friend 1: "Hey, what's the name of that small school in the middle of nowhere of the UP?"
Friend 2: "That's Lake Superior State University!"

by FckLSSU December 27, 2017

6πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Universal American School of Kuwait

A school that is full of homework and pisses you off. Children here act like beavers and rabbits fighting. If you ever think about getting in this school, make sure ur ok with being crazy and loud 😁NEVER trust the kids near the elevator with out a elevator pass cuz u could end up with Ms.Noha 😬 If you are a 8th grader please keep in mind that the 7th graders are spoiled brats πŸ™‚ Most think they’re cool and trendy when they act like 9 year olds and we can hear their screams and voices. Most are retarded clout chasers 🀭 If you live in Kuwait and ur a nerd DO NOT COME TO THIS SCHOOL kids here are dumb and crazy it’s like living in a school jungle gym so no nooo. 6th graders are little Jake Paulers k so they think that they’re king and queen oOoOpPpps 😱 Bibi al Ghanim is the owner of this mini hell on earth! You will have to pay for every single tiny thing even though it’s from the trash can ☠️ All the school and teachers want is moneyπŸ€‘πŸ€‘πŸ€‘ Teachers love stressing you out!😍 They will laugh after failing the whole class so rip uas students

I get terrorized in the Universal American School of Kuwait!
The school is 90% homework and 10% education!!!

by Get outta here October 26, 2018

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