banana hammer

Someone who is very sick, and very fatigued because of it.

Comes from seeing a banana frozen in liquid nitrogen, and then used to hammer a nail into a board. "I feel like that!"

Peter felt like a banana hammer, and had to leave work early.

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banana hammock

a phrase used between guys to tell one another to check out one girl or another

hey vince banana hammock at 5 o'clock

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rotten banana pirate

A black mans dick or penis

I sucked a rotten banana pirate last night

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Hand Banana

A cooler way to say "banana"

Mom-"Son, would you like a banana?"
Son- "Sure, I'll go get a hand banana."

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Banana Boat

A banana boat is when you instuct your male partner to gently mash up a banana while leaving the peel intact, next remove the stem end with a clean cut, after that correctly put a condom over the entire banana, then he will slip the banana goo-goo on his hoo-hoo!!

useful tip: try the banana boat with PHONE SEX!!

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huge inflatable banana

something that George Michael likes to play with. Favourable with Batty boys.

George Michael: " I originally had huge inflatable banana but I changed it to fudge packer!"

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Indiana Mad Banana

taking an ear of corn out of the husk and replacing it with your peter

Heather got an Indiana Mad Banana at her bachelorette party and loved it!

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