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No, you probably heard this on the radio
Hey did Ben Franklin invent beanie baby’s?
NO IDIOT
When you wake up and expect to see colour, but all you see is Reen and Ged
Person: Good morning Ben, Lovely green grass outside isnt it?
Ben: Yo fam what you mean? the grass is Reen mate!
Person: o_O the fuck is Reen?
Doing a Ben
When you wake up and expect to see colour, but all you see is Reen and Ged
someone who is so rattled you can always see their ribcage
person 1:
Ben your so skinny, jizzy Jenny is a cum guzzler
Skinny ben:
mate im so rattled my team lost to Fiji yesterday because Tate mcdermott couldn't catch a cold
person 1:
get out of your cardboard box and have a shower
skinny ben:
we already discussed that I cannot afford a shower, anyway the water pressure would break my neck
person 1:
skinny cunt.
Absolute stupid pikey cunt that seems to think he’s not stupid when he is completely idiotic
Dion shread is such a ben Hempshall today man
Ben and bree are the perfect couple! Whenever they walk into a room everyone knows what’s up. They love eachother unconditionally and will be together forever
Friends: “ben and bree in the house!”