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A stage every women goes through where they absolutely love horses! Like "hey Joe isn't your daughter going through a Horse stage! ya she fucking loves horses. "
Like "hey Joe isn't your daughter going through a Horse stage! ya she fucking loves horses. "
An industrial shower nozzle, body loofa or elephant grade type soap. Usually used on extremely large and filthy people.
Mike is so fat he washes himself with a rag on a stick.
Fuck that shit! That stanky ass mothafucka needs Horse Clean.
A pinkish horse that is breed from the pink and blue horse types
I can't wait to ride your magenta horse
Someone who likes to be suspended and bound while angrily having a shoe put on them.
Cathy is eagerly looking for a real, old-fashioned horse holder on OkCupid.
Someone who befriends one friend by pretending to enjoy their interest to secretly infiltrate an entire group of friends for false acceptance due to being a shitty person to begin with. Along with this is being a compulsive liar and hating conflict but will also spread ideas and fake thoughts about others to that one person and their group for fuller acceptance and building false trust. Also threatens to beat someone's ass in private but when confronted acts like a little bitch.
Person 1: 'What the fuck is John doing with that guy and his friends?'
Person 2: 'Oh, he is just being a trojan horse friend to get away from his own loneliness.'
the wooden horse is a triangular prism normally set up on legs. (not actual human legs) The person being tortured is to straddle the horse. Since the wooden triangular prism is set on the legs so the edge faces upward, the person straddling the horse experiences immense pain and could be left with permanent damage. This is commonly used as a type of torture in BDSM.
"Wooden horse torture turns me on."
"That's really kinky!!"
When you stick your dick in a girls butthole and start spinning it in a rotating motion to make it wider
I gave my girlfriend a Jolly Horse
For christmas I gifted my son a Jolly Horse