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An adjustable open end wrench. (Crescent wrench).
That sorry ass mechanic must have worked on my car with a mexican socket set. All the bolts are rounded off.
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A haircut involving a zippo lighter and lighter fluid
Stranded with only a zippo and lighter fluid, we were forced to give each other Mexican Haircuts
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a loud wet fart that others hear
Someone rips a fart and says "hey, look out. There's a mexican barking spider on the loose"
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Anywhere other than an actual garbage can. Example: The ground.
While driving down the freeway, Jose threw is beer can out the window into the Mexican garbage can.
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Can also mean: when a person removes their pants and underwear and climbs over a sleeping person so that their asshole is approximately 3 inches away from the sleeping person's face. The person performing the act punches the sleeping person in the stomach as hard as possible to wake them up. In theory, the sudden shock of being woken by the punch will cause the sleeper's head to come up and forward, thrusting their nose into the other's ass.
See also: brown-nose, Sanchez's wakeup call
We woke up John with a Mexican alarm clock this morning, he says he can't get the smell of shit out of his nose.
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A Mexican Hot Breakfast is an amazing sexual feat in which the giver performs oral sex on a hot, sweaty, receiver with hot spices placed on their genitals. This act is usually performed early in the morning.
"Damn, Patrick was bragging about how he gave Emily a Mexican Hot Breakfast this morning."
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When you kidnap the most ghetto thug from America to Mexico and hold him hostage for 2 years straight for no reason and give him a bogus ass spic punishment for no reason and then take credit for all the dead bodies he left behind in Mexico after his visit because you feared Mexico's reputation of how many dead spics were left cuz it made you look retarded and made it look like you had no idea what you were doing.
person 1: OH GOD LOOK AT ALL OUR PPL! THEYRE DEAD! We shouldnt have fucked with that ghetto ass American!
Person2: Oh shit now everybody knows how weak we really are.
Person 1: Not if we take credit for it.
Me: Thats what I call pulling a Mexican cartel.
El chapo: I agree, us mexican spics are the weakest race :( .
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