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He’s 6 foot tall, has an English degree, runs car dealerships, and wears glasses. He’s usually fun and cute but sometimes he goes to the family pool and doesn’t invite his family. He’s just a mean dad.
A Tia (Spanish for Aunt) that has stepped up and taken on the roll of the non-existent Dad. Therefore earning and becoming Ta-Dad.
I need to ask my Ta-Dad before I can go.
It's when someone leaves for a dumb reason or they just disappear without you knowing.
Kevin pulled a my dad before practice.
A man who leaves his son and wife behind in Australia and moves to Canada
Australian Kid - “My dad left to Canada”
Another Kid - “So your dad pulled a Codey’s dad?”
A dad wagon is where at least 5 dads run a train on one of the dad’s sons, making dad jokes as they do it.
Incest is fine but I hate it when my dad runs a dad wagon on me with his friends.
It's a fanny pack printed with the image of a flabby belly, complete with a belly button and hair, making it look disturbingly realistic. When in reality it's just a handy hip pack that stores your essentials.
How To Use The Dad Bod Fanny Pack?
To use the Dad Bag, just wrap it around your waist, tuck your shirt underneath, and walk around the city and wait for everyone to stare at you, laugh, and most likely take pictures.
Smokin hot dad that makes your eyes water and your mouth tingle
He's a jalapeño dad.