Random
Source Code

National Titty Grab Day

On April 14, single or taken, you can grab anyones breasts with no consequences.

its okay April, its national titty grab day so stop complaining

by School Holidays April 12, 2018

11👍 5👎


Big titty oni san

A fictional older sibling with big melons

"Yo dude see that big titty oni san".
"Joseph no one's there".

by Tosters_Fire July 31, 2021


hennessy tuckwilla titty twister

Used in areas of intimacy which require rough foreplay and alcohol. Typically done by pouring Hennessy on a woman and then grabbing her breasts while upside down, preferably at a truck stop or in a public bathroom. It comes from the Latin hennessium tittus Maximus tuckwillis...

Yo that fine and proper lady last evening, with the most sensual and kind eyes let me give her a Hennessy tuckwilla titty twister last night. My sister was so proud watching us...hence: hennessy tuckwilla titty twister

by Nucci January 1, 2017


Einstein's theory of relative titty

The more closely related to you a female is, the larger her breasts have to be for you to be enticed to get all incestual with her. As it is generally frowned upon in most cultures to bome one's sister, said sister's breasts would need to be the size of basketballs in order to tempt one into doing so. However, a fourth cousin twice removed might have non-existent breasts, but one would have no qualms about shagging her, as the two parties share only a dash of genetic material (in her vagina).

'Dude, Einstein's theory of relative titty is definitely factual as no sooner had Mum had her double D boob job, then I was on top of her sending my penis back from whenst it came (her vagina). Then I came.'

by Anonymous submissions December 6, 2017


Shitt Fuck Titty Licker

"Shitt Fuck Titty Licker" is an expression used to signify a sense of disappointment or regret over an action.

"Loses in a game of League of Legends"- Shitt Fuck Titty Licker.

by JRT-Moosh April 17, 2018


Thank Your Titties In A JuiceBox

When ur bro clutches the 1v1 while ur downed

Me "Thank Your Titties In A JuiceBox Eliott"
Eliott "No Problem Nick"

by FuckMyPussyHardAndMakeMeSquirt October 19, 2018


National Tittie Touch Day

On april 13th you must grab someones tits to celebrate the holiday

"Ayo sophia lemme holla at those titties but you can't mad cuz it's national tittie touch day"

by Mastergod97 April 12, 2018