On April 14, single or taken, you can grab anyones breasts with no consequences.
its okay April, its national titty grab day so stop complaining
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A fictional older sibling with big melons
"Yo dude see that big titty oni san".
"Joseph no one's there".
Used in areas of intimacy which require rough foreplay and alcohol. Typically done by pouring Hennessy on a woman and then grabbing her breasts while upside down, preferably at a truck stop or in a public bathroom. It comes from the Latin hennessium tittus Maximus tuckwillis...
Yo that fine and proper lady last evening, with the most sensual and kind eyes let me give her a Hennessy tuckwilla titty twister last night. My sister was so proud watching us...hence: hennessy tuckwilla titty twister
The more closely related to you a female is, the larger her breasts have to be for you to be enticed to get all incestual with her. As it is generally frowned upon in most cultures to bome one's sister, said sister's breasts would need to be the size of basketballs in order to tempt one into doing so. However, a fourth cousin twice removed might have non-existent breasts, but one would have no qualms about shagging her, as the two parties share only a dash of genetic material (in her vagina).
'Dude, Einstein's theory of relative titty is definitely factual as no sooner had Mum had her double D boob job, then I was on top of her sending my penis back from whenst it came (her vagina). Then I came.'
"Shitt Fuck Titty Licker" is an expression used to signify a sense of disappointment or regret over an action.
"Loses in a game of League of Legends"- Shitt Fuck Titty Licker.
When ur bro clutches the 1v1 while ur downed
Me "Thank Your Titties In A JuiceBox Eliott"
Eliott "No Problem Nick"
On april 13th you must grab someones tits to celebrate the holiday
"Ayo sophia lemme holla at those titties but you can't mad cuz it's national tittie touch day"