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Chris Browned

To smack around a bitch(male or female). But reconcile like the offending party didnt beat your face like a fucking pinata filled with 100 dollar bills.

"That dude at the bar got chris browned last night."

"Yeah the other guy made his face look like an ash tray filled with grapes"

"weird thing is I seen those fools hanging out just this morning like nothing happened"

by Nivlacisforwards January 12, 2013


Chris Browned

Beating the shit outta somebody.

See pwnd

Bob-Did you see that UFC fight last night?!

John-Yea bro Kimbo Slice got Chris Browned!

by SoxdaCat December 18, 2009


chris and umme

awwwwww! A couple made in heaven!

Person 1: chris and umme just look so cute together!

Person 2: totes!

by big dickie thomas April 8, 2023


chris and sofia

The definition of true love between people who actually are the same kind of person

that couple is so cute, almost like Chris and Sofia !

by Zshak August 17, 2017

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Chris's dick

chris's dick is normally very tiny and shrimp-like.
he often brags about having a giant cock but in reality, it's very tiny.

Omg, u have a Chris dick which means it's very small.
Chris's dick: tiny

by The god himselft. ;0 October 26, 2020

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Smells like chris

Smells like chris means you probably smell like shit

Ah dude it smells like Chris in here

by Papa_D April 11, 2023


National Chris day

On December 6th, a momentous occasion unfolded as our esteemed and remarkable Chris graciously came to our aid in a time of great necessity. His timely arrival averted a potential catastrophe, and therefore, he truly deserves a Fortnite card worth $20 as a token of our immense gratitude. Chris is an exceptional individual, the epitome of an iconic figure, and an unparalleled companion. Every December 6th, let us celebrate and honor him, for he not only possesses a penchant for completing side quests but also willingly sacrifices his own assignments for the benefit of others.

Chrizz: "please help ๐Ÿ˜จ"
Chris: "Oh alright ๐Ÿ”ฅ"
And that's how national Chris day started

by Greygovernment December 6, 2023