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When a dozen men ejaculate into a woman's hair, and mold it into a mohawk, and then dick slap her violently in the face for good measure.
God, I'm so jealous of Stacey's new haircut. She's got a white mohawk!!
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Used generally by people who aren't white to describe certain activities that only (in most cases) white people do. Activities such as horseback riding, mountain biking, hiking, back packing, mountain climbing, hang gliding, skydiving, BASE jumping, etc. etc.
Keith: "Hey guys I was planning on going hiking and back packing this weekend. I was thinking I might even bring some of my mountain climbing gear. Do you think ya'll would be down to go?"
Darren and Diego gave each other a confused look then said...
Darren: "Did Keith just ask us to go white peopling with him this weekend?"
Diego: "That's what I heard bruh."
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When white people vote in majority for a racist,sexist,xenophobe to prevent coloured people from achieving the same status as them
It was white tribalism at its best when the white tribe united in sending a message,that if a black man can be president then any white man no matter how rotten can be one too
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White Magic
n. 1. A term for magic used by a White Mage. adj. 1. A term used to describe a sort of mage or person.
(n.) 1. Watch out for the white magic.
(adj.) 1. She's a white magic woman.
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The most peculiar breed of white people.
They talk really funny and use weird terminology.
They are super evangelical and will vote for any Republican candidate.
Many only listen to Christian music and think mainstream music is evil.
For some reason, they're obsessed with College and High School sports which are basically the athletic equivalent to Christian entertainment. Mainstream is evil, and therefore, they must find a subpar alternative.
They're highly sober. It would be easier to find an alien race than a white southerner who drinks alcohol.
They have strict views on gender and family. They still raise their kids the same way they did 40 years ago. Many families still believe in the breadwinning father and the caregiving mother.
They also have very strict views when it comes to sexuality. They believe in saving sex for marriage and only having it for procreation. They're anti-contraception. They only have sex in bed and in the traditional missionary position. They don't believe in sexual roleplay. They're against sex toys. And they're virulently anti-LGBTQ.
They don't care about the environment. They drive large pickup trucks for no reason and hate hybrid and electric cars. They also despise the concept of Earth day and think it's far-left propaganda.
They also love guns. They believe anyone who doesn't like guns or supports gun control is going to hell.
In conclusion, they are the weirdest people in the world.
Examples:
George W. Bush
Roy Moore
If Ned Flanders ever wanted to look like an agnostic (or someone who talks normal), he should stand next to a white southerner.
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The reason I'm not homosexual. White girls are the sexiest.
white girls are everything... i love white girls.
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A 'Blair White' is a black and white wild cat you tend to see roaming city streets covered in their own vomit and urine.
Damn it, there's another Blaire White on YouTube.
Blair White got put in her place by Onision.
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