Big Bird Math

When you need to simplistically explain an arguably simple math concept to a group of kindergarteners, most of whom probably have an IQ of a parrot or less, although their parents think that the intelligence of their little ones is closer to that of a dolphin.

Some big bird math topics kids at a premium enrichment math center were recently exposed to were: “as easy as ⍺, β, 𝛾” and “COVID-1–2–3.”

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bird says stfu

An expression used when green radioactive birds tell you that you are getting too loud.
Origin: Mrs. Bolick's 7th graders at MRSA

Rachel and Girish often play rock, paper, scissors over who said "bird says stfu" first. Of course, Rachel always wins.

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flipping the bird

flipping the Byrd is basically a street name for pointing your middle finger at someone, nothing special kids. DO it and the boogie man will suck your toes at 3am

Kylie needs to stop flipping the bird

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mom bird

stylish, phropple way of saying "mom"

****phone rings**** "Hey, it's mom bird"

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Bird Racist

Just as it sounds, a bird racist is someone who treats birds as if they are an inferior species based on the fact that they are birds.

She was so rude to my parrot, I think she might be a bird racist.

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Bulgarian Bird Feeder

A man crouches over a woman facing towards her pussy. He proceeds to shit all over her boobs while making tweeting noises. He then proceeds to mash the shit into the woman’s mouth. The woman then feeds the man as if he was a baby bird with this shit in her mouth.

I pulled A Bulgarian bird feeder with my wife paste night now I have pink eye and an infection.

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malkies junkie bird

a skank

malkies junkie bird is a chomo and he is poor as fuck

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