Eight Year Olds, Dude

1. a quote made popular by John Turturro's character "The Jesus" in The Big Lebowski.

2.(v) exposing yourself to a small child, but only fans of a certain movie will know what you're talking about

1. Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."

The Dude: Jesus.

Jesus Quintana: You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

Walter Sobchak: Eight year olds, Dude.

2.
Wife: Where have you been Frank?
Frank: Eight Year olds, dude
Wife: whatever you say dear

Jeff Bridges: How've you been man?
Frank: Eight year olds, dude
Jeff Bridges: fuckin aye!

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edgy 13 year old

any thing that is born 13 and listens to to much rap

hank :oh my kid jimmy is a good kid

jim:are you sure hes dressed like a edgy 13 year old

hank:hes 15

jim:it´s an expression i think

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Good Old Fashioned Cola

A highly prized item that is well known for its ability to see you through any sort of zombie apocalypse.

"He said he wants some Good Old Fashioned Cola!"

- Coach on a man inside his zombie proof bunker.

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Old Bridge High School

-A place of Alcoholism, Potheads, E Heads, Shitty Teachers, Bad Lunchs (Maybe not the subs), Sleep, Cutting Class, Constant Hasseling by Authority Figures, and The Most Fights Ever.

A place where you cant go into the bathroom without coming out smelling like a pack of cigarettes./ A place where every girl (If they know of)Mr.Willems sweats him./ A place where there is AT LEAST 1 fight a week./ A place of constant bomb threats and/or riots./ A place where you can walk down the hallways and be asked to buy pot more than once a day./ A place where people walk around with alcohol in there water bottles and drink through out the day./ A place where you can find the hottest chicks./ A place where kids walk down the hallways and smoke cigarettes(Me Class of 03)./ A place where kids cut school and go into the woods and smoke pot./ A place where everyone thought Mr.Korigan took steroids./ A place where you can go to get a good days rest./ Where there was always the ongoing fued between SOB and LHRO./ A place where at least half of the male population at OB wanted to bang Miss Toth./ Mr.Ferry is a dick./ Dr.Bosco and Mr.O'Connell were the best administrators./ In Alt. School you did nothing for 4 hours but smoke cigarettes and talk to your friends./ A place where more than half of your friends had nicknames.

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chip off the old block

a person much like his or her parent in appearance or characteristics

Party animal JACK Osbourne was a chip off the old block at Pangaea Monday night.

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old bay rim job

When one gets their ass eaten immediately after picking crabs when living at or visiting Tall Timbers, MD.

Fun Bobby picked up a girl at the marina bar and she gave him an old bay rim job.

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The Ye Old Switcheroonie Jackmove

The act of killing the last person or people left in a Fortnite town, causing you to get all the loot with minimal effort.

Bout to pull The Ye Old Switcheroonie Jackmove on these noobs.

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