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When you have a boner and you try to hug them without them knowing. Usually you put your hip back to avoid touching them with your erect penis, which makes you look very weird.
I had to give everyone boner hugs so they wouldn't think i was some pervert.
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one who is a champion of getting boners, or this phrase can be alternatively used as a term of endearment
i.e. i
Guy 1: fucked a snowman and didnt lose wood!
Guy 2: did you bust?
Guy 1: hell yea all over up inside that snowmans bunghoe
Guy 2: wow bro youre a total boner champ
I.e. 2
Guy 1: hey man sorry i cant come out tonight i got grounded for putting a cactus in my uncle billys mailbox
Guy 2: its ok dont worry about it you litttle boner champ
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A metaphor for a throbbing headache, which gets its name by comparing a headache to a throbbing boner.
Whoa dude, I woke up with a boner headache this morning. My head is killing me.
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Any song that induces intoxication and the opportunity to dance like an asshole with a member of the opposite sex.
Lowdown by Boz Scaggs is the ultimate Boner Jam.
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When you pretend to be asleep because you don't want your roommate to think you are checking out his raging boner.
Pretending to be asleep (lapsing into classic Boner Narcolepsy) , I kept my eyes closed and lay perfectly still while Stephano pranced about our dorm room with a massive boner.
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Phrase used to describe the use of semen as printer ink.
This printer is so horrible I would rather spend money on boner toner than that expensive ink crap!
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1) In the popular television show Lost, the audience discovered during season 3 that everyone has been having sex on the island. This prompted the title of Boner Island for the island on which the show takes place.
2) In Mario Party 8 for the Wii, when a player lands on a golden space, they will be transported to a secret location filled with a bunch of free coins and a free star at the end. This secret, magical, and sometimes mysterious location was given the title of Boner Island for these reasons. Derived from the Boner Island on Lost.
1) -Did you watch Lost yesterday?
-Yeah, they should call that place Boner Island.
2) -Yes! I landed on the gold space. Off to Boner Island.
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