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wat sum of my mates like to call me, even when theyre not drunk. god their silly
Ben : I love my cugy bear
Ben : Allrite cugy, hows u?
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A wonderful person who is loving and sweet. He is very strong and hard to find. When you find him, he will change your world and make living so much better! Hes a great kisser and super sexy. You're so lucky if you know him.
Zooey: OH! I love my Jaytey Bear(:
Emma: He is the full package!
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Two strong adversaries engaged in a battle both will ultimately loose.
The senator realized he had no choice but to engage in the two bear mambo with his counterpart across the aisle.
The Freakish Cluster Bear is the most fearsome creature ever known, by any being, celestial or otherwise, it killed Jesus, birthed Satan, skull fucked Chuck Norris and shit on your mothers chest. At first there was nothing, emptiness, cold. Then there was the Freakish Cluster Bear, rampaging through the cosmos creating Heaven, Hell, Earth, God, Satan, Buddah, Shiva and Allah. They sprang up from the virtual oceans of fear, let forth from the stars. It is foretold that, at the end of time, the Freakish Cluster Bear will be released from his bonds by the Chosen One, who will rise up among men to free the Creator. The Freakish Cluster Bear wil then take up its run through the cosmos and decimate all in its path, cleansing the world of all non-believers and those that are unworthy, creating a new utopia for all of his children to thrive and prosper in for all of time.
Accept the the teachings of the Chosen One and let him lead us to utopia of the Freakish Cluster Bear.
The second coming of the Freakish Cluster Bear is upon us.
A bear holding a shark is the ultimate weapon of mass destruction
jimmy got a bear holding a shark for christmas and brought it in for show and tell with his school when he got bullied the bear holding a shark viciously mauled the bullies to death
A sexual act by a woman who unprovoked, fiercely grabs the testicles of her partner, while being penetrated from behind.
Man, I must have gotten in too deep, because she reached back and gave me the purple polar bear.
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When someone is talking rubbish about someone or something.
Yeah she was chatting bear waffles