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closer..call..me..closer

ill be your guy...if ull be my girl

His heart screamed to Bailey, cclsoer call me closer...

by preston neill October 13, 2004

2๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


shit on my dick and call me mason

used when surprised by what a gay person says.

shane: my boyfriend and i had great anal last night.
brittany: shit on my dick and call me mason! thts is discusting!

by britt69chels August 20, 2011

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Names That You Don't Want To Have Or Be Called

A hurtful insult or label put on someone by another person. Also known as name-calling, slander, verbal harassment, or teasing. This can also include a name based on a person's reputation, or dirty parody names.

Rob Banks is a name I wouldn't want to be given by my parents. This makes people think I'm an aspiring criminal.

by Your Dad March 22, 2005

36๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž


fuck me in the ass and call me susan

Wanting to get fucked in the ass whilst being called Susan

Oh fuck me in the ass and call me susan

by Adfdgvdhvdhkpkgrjvdyn March 16, 2017

7๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


fuck me up and call me daddy

Its when a vagina is having a lickwith a sausage and the sausage says ohhh lick me bitch oooh fuck me honeyyyyyyy i am your daddy now

Ohh he is such a daddy ohhh ohhh yeahh. Fuck me up and call me daddy

by Oh dadddddddddyyyyyyy January 15, 2018

12๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


bug (also called "bed bug")

a weirdo or crazy person; one who is certifiable or nuts; a lunatic.

Ya have to admit it...the guy's a fuckin' bug!

by weave March 24, 2003

3๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


The worst thing you can call someone

If target is male: baby dick
If target is female: (there are far too many insults that can send any member of the female gender into wild fenzy of violent rage)

You: Hey there, friend of bob, I mean "baby dick".
Me: YOU BASTARD!!!!! (walks away in shame)

Me: Hey there, (random female).
Female: (ignores and walks way, usually finding someone more attractive)

by friend of bob June 15, 2004

296๐Ÿ‘ 409๐Ÿ‘Ž