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A valuable minted coin made from pure dad ashes
Dude did you bring the dad coins?
Alright here's your weed
Action movies in which the old timers continuously prove their superiority over the younger generation
The Expendables 2 is a perfect example of dad porn.
The fat that overhangs from the front of your dad’s stomach like two baby’s butt cheeks
Guy at the gym-“Damn, those are some gnarly dad wings!”
Your dad- “Yeah, I gotta do some aerobics to burn it off”
The type of Dad that can show you just how much he loves you even though he is in heaven. Every step you take he is still with you and looking out for you no matter what comes your way. The type of Dad whose presence is always felt close by no matter where you are in life.
Emotions filled the room from everyone in it…. The lights flickered out of nowhere. She spoke aloud calling out to him “Amazable Dad I know your there”. A peace came over her and she knew it was time to leave the chaos surrounding her.
Vergil the Main Antagonist
of the Devil May Cry franchise.
the ultimate dead beat dad
who doesn't pay child support & evades his parental responsibilities
"He's your father" -Dante
Flags YOU ARE DATING FUTURE DEADBEAT DAD, if not a current one. Ladies, take notes. ….
He always has an excuse or plays the victim. He allows you to strip to help support the family, and flirts with all your coworkers. When you get a legit job, find an apartment, and get insurance for the children, he refuses to pay, moves in with his mom, and gets a job paid under the table , avoiding to pay government taxes. Allows his mom to pay half the tuition of his children for private school, while you pay the rest. He Spends his money on drinks at the bar every night. But never buys a drink for anyone but himself. He runs around talking gossip about others that is not true, as well he lies and tells people he loves them in the same breath. He speaks badly about his childrens mom and his own mom. He never apologizes. Rarely follows through on promises. Incredibly cheap except when it comes to him.
He is such a DEADBeat DAD for telling everyone at the bar how he is so great for being a sperm doner.
when he went to the store to buy milk 15 years ago
my deadbeat dad went to the store 15 years ago and hasn't got back yet.