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a girl so hot you would fuck on sight
erica is Eye candy
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when you take a poop so massive, it leaves piles poking out of the water that look like crocodile eyes jutting out.
"I totally just left a set of croc-eyes in that toilet."
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A beautiful girl with asian eyes. Eyes that say i don't give a fuck about your bullshit, and smiles to the world.
Bob: Whoa man, check out this girls picture.
Rolando: Damn. Check out her rainbow eyes.
Bob *Faints*
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Someone that isn't nice to look at but you know is good for you.
Guy 1: Dude your new girlfriend is stank AF
Guy 2: Yeah she really makes sure I'm happy, I just can't bring myself to look at her
Guy 1: Man you got yourself some eye broccoli
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When you get cum in your eye and it swells.
David Eye Pussy’d Trevett last night!!
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When someone makes a joke at a time where it is inappropriate to high five or make verbal acknowledgment of said joke. Instead, you make eye contact which satisfies the urge to high five, giving the person who made the joke adequate "props." Occasionally accompanied by an eyebrow raise or a slight nod.
"That's what she said."
::::::::::::make eye contact (eye-5)::::::::::::
:::::::::::continue with day:::::::::::
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It is like a handoff from your ass to your hand, where you cup your bungholio, catch a boof, hold it, and then release the goodness into someone's face, causing there eyes to water. As you release you say, "genie eyes."
"He went blind, when I released a gnarly genie eyes."
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