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Inspired by a peculiar inability to accurately describe a certain characteristic that differentiates hot girls from beautiful, wholesome women, and/or supermodels. CDF’s are the 5s who become false 7s and 8s because of the cartoonish, chaotic assets, both physically and mentally, they possess. Evolution built this sub-genre of women to safe-guard men against becoming lazy to danger; to keep him sharp. A man will be pleased and inspired erotically and motivated by an elevated status. He will endure the rollercoaster cycles of overly-emotional bouts fueled by her fiery victim entitlement to strengthen the steel sword that is his ego, his manhood. What makes the CDF even more attractive to men is the attainability of this subspecies. She is the highest level of whore. The used-up, retired low level porn star, single mom, broken but still usable and able to show off. The level where she will fuck any type of man, yet be selective at the same time. This confuses all men into a false optimism. Every man believes there's a chance, yet only a select group gets the opportunity to figure out how to solve this destructive enigma.
It can also be funny, a jab, or a compliment for those women who embrace it. This makes the woman seem more attuned to her own nature. Rough N' Rowdy ring girls come to mind as an example. But beware, the sweet seduction of this wild, brainless, erotic creature will be a double-edged sword. While loyal, you will never satisfy her need for attention and chaos.
Cum dumpster fires are the used Mercedes of women. Imagine if you will, a visibly run-through, crazy realtor, with fake boobs in Newark, driving a Range Rover to attain unearned status while going through a divorce. Her natural man-pleasing talents “knocked up” her youth -twice. So she will use that natural talent to recapture it. Her daughters stole her good years, so she will wear their clothes to attract attention to recapture it. From the outside: a fun, chaotic, unique, fucked up life, attention-seeking, put-together woman with assets to please, control, and bring chaos to men. These women are typically very fertile and look like they are built to be the black sheep village girl who gets ravaged by the intruders and ends up in relationships with a select few of them. Bringing him closer to the destructive suicide of erotic overload, yet sharp enough to believe they are more of a man than reality. You eventually go to ruin because she revenge-fucks a dude or several, and you take her back each time.
!SPOILERS FOR THE PROMISED NEVERLAND!
Ray x Fire is the ship between Ray from The Promised Neverland and Fire, this is a common joke among the tpn fandom because of that one scene where Ray tries to light himself on fire in order to distract Isabella, and let Emma and the others escape safely.
Person 1: “Hey! What’s your favorite anime ship?”
Person 2: “Ray x Fire.”
Phrases that people write down while heavily intoxicated and then find later only to have a WTF moment...
Also a key phrase for when you have an awesome night.
Yo Darbs I had an 'I Control the Fire' night! it was sick!!!
the eighth episode in the seventeenth season of the American animated television series South Park.
A Song of Ass and Fire serves as a continuation of the previous episode, "Black Friday", in which the children of South Park,
The act of when a collection of eight or more homeless men engage in a circle jerk where the pivot man holds a picture of California Governor Gavin Newsom. Then the picture is sent to Gavin Newsom where he will proceed to roll a joint and smoke the semen soaked blunt.
The Idahoan Governor just said California outhouse fire!
Every Guitar player's worst nightmare.
Even Herman Li finds it difficult to master his own song (through the fire and flames)
Sexual act, where three men stand facing inwards each firmly grasping the erect penis of the man to their left with their left hand while simultaneously gripping the forearm of the man to their right with their right hand. Each man in turn moves the other mans arm (to his right) for him, making each arm holding a penis move by someone else.
Dean and Steven asked me to join them for a Dutch fire triangle.... I said no.