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Specific to the projects or section 8 apartment buildings when the hallway doors slam so much from the nosey bitches just having to run out to see when they hear someone else's door open, only to realize they are too late, thus going back in their own apartment and then setting off yet another nosey bitch to do the same thing they just did. The effect can last as long as a German Glockenspiel scene with little cookoo bird characters going in and out of little doors to tell a story on the hour or as loud and ridiculous as a farce on stage. Ghetto Glockenspiel!
Am I cookoo kachoo or have the doors in your building not stopped slamming for hours?
Oh, yeah. Living in the Bronx sometimes sounds like a Ghetto Glockenspiel. You know, just nosey little bitches popping out their nut to make sure they didn't miss anything from the previous door slam.
A gathering of folk usually in under developed cities and locations with poor economies.. felandering in a consensual and yet erotic manner. They congregate in run down establishments such as old condemned apartment buildings, under bridges and inside of dumpsters. They partake in mutual penetration usually on top of dirty mattresses covered in the seminal fluids of stray animals. Ghetto slumber parties have a history of massively increasing your odds of illegitimate children and the contraction of STDs, as well as potentially getting your wallet stolen. Contraception is frowned upon.
Oh shit baby run down and get a bottle of liquor and some scratch offs at the packy store.. we were invited to a ghetto slumber party!
Homemade Hamburger Helper, made with KD and ground beef. Usually made in houses of white kids who think they’re hood
Kid: Ay Ma I’m havin the boys over for dinner tonight, make us some fuckin Ghetto Gumbo!
Mom: Ok sweetie, It’ll be ready by 6.
This city was nice in 2015 but by 2016 it turned to a Holocaust ghetto with the expansion of a punitive hospital claiming territory and preforming experiments on patients without consent or any form of patients discretion.
A bundle of circulars advertising downmarket grocery stores, dollar stores, and crappy pizza, delivered to your mailbox every Tuesday.
A Netflick, a card from your mother, and the ghetto mailer.
Means, u ate a stale Hotpocket, and reheated the parts left and ate it with a fork.. aka, the readiness to do something is sketchy enough that even though thorough thoughtful thoughts Regard importance of any instructions, it’s soggy.
Ghetto Wilson: Defined
Ghetto Wilson, A Ghetto Wilson, A Situation boiling to a simp-ass meaningful moment, but it is still simp Az Fuck
“Dude It’s so hard not to Ghetto Wilson, bro”
“I know, it’s like so wack not to, bro”
“Bro! I know!”
There’s bringing a knife to a gun fight - and then there’s bringing an Android to an iPhone group text. That one friend or relative who turns what would otherwise be a beautiful blue iMessage experience into a half-assed (and limited to 10 participant) green colored piece of shit. They must live in the ghetto ‘cos their mama couldn’t afford to buy them an iPhone, or maybe it’s still on lay-a-way at K-mart. This mofo might still have to hit 4 two times and then again three more times just to say “Hi”.
I’m gonna leave Oates out of the group text because I don’t want that Green Ghetto Dweller fucking it up - Darryl Hall