National lil hair lying no dad having ass bitch day

October 6

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silla-having

( a combination of the words silly and behaving), this phrase is said of small children who are not misbehaving morally or otherwise, but are nonetheless engaged in an activity that is considered silly by adults.

a boy comes home, takes his pet hamster out out of its cage, and brings him out into the backyard, and puts said hamster on the grass in the yard. The hamster starts running away.

The boy's mother starts yelling : Peter you silla-having troglodithe, what are you doing, you silly? bring Jerkins (the hamster) back in immediately, or he'll just get lost. Besides, i need to feed him.

Peter: okay, hang on mom, let me go find Jerkins.

you dont have time tell me twice

When you work with someone and they are staying late and you want them to go. But they still think there's too much to do but they have things to do elsewhere. This is what you say to them on the way of the door.

Them " there's a bunch more to do but I have to go. Can you finish up and do this... and this....?"

You " you dont have time tell me twice "

have this dick

an expression used to say that person can do bits with ur dick

she can totally have this dick

He WoUlD hAvE bEeN wOrSe

HA! THERE IT IS! OH MY GOD YOU ARE SO PREDICTABLE EMS!

Hym "I KNEW YOU WOULD DO IT! 'He WoUlD hAvE bEeN wOrSe!' Hahahahahahaha! I can think all of your thoughts in advance! On literally EVERY TOPIC!"

Bills 💵 are not available on Monday but I will have to send

I got the water tank and I got the water tank and I got the water tank and I got the water

I got the water tank and I Bills 💵 are not available on Monday but I will have to send

IF YOU HAVE THIS CUP YOU SUCK

This cup is for people who suck.
That's it.
If this is your cup or mug or whatever the fuck.

You suck.

"IF YOU HAVE THIS CUP YOU SUCK"
"WHY ARE YOU YELLING"
"I DON'T KNOW"