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A moment when two people are in an argument, but can agree on something in the middle. It has to do with balance, like a scale. Fish have scales. Goldfish are delish. Therefore, it is a goldfish moment.
bob thinks joe is smarter. joe thinks bob is smarter. they realize they are equally smart and come to a consensus that bobs intelligence=joes intelligence; goldfish moment
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A reference to Arrested Development
When the title or description of a situation, video, location, or anything tells you exactly what to expect but still, you're surprised even though you definitely should have seen it coming.
Michael opens the refrigerator and sees a paper bag with "DEAD DOVE Do Not Eat" written on it. He opens the bag anyway and, there is, in fact, a dead dove inside and he says to himself, "I don't know what I expected."
Michael just had a Dead Dove Moment
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Whan you say something thats extremely stupid/Make no sense.
That didnt make any sens you must be having a White Moment.
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when someone with a low IQ tries to change the world (often negatively) by screaming at it
gay kid: *exists*
homophobic parents: ruh ruh ruh ruh RUH
me: oh ha ha epic grug moment
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When someone experiences a situation that seems like it came straight out of a fanfic. An example of this would be running into someone famous somewhere you would not expect them to be, receiving a marriage proposal from them, and then running away together on their yacht. Essentially, it is an event that took place that seems so unrealistic it could be the plot of a 2013 wattpad werewolf/vampire/onedirection/foreign prince fanfic.
Omg, I went on vacation to (insert place here) and I had the biggest y/n moment! I met (insert famous celebrity that you have a crush on here) (insert generic activity here).
A moment in which a man/woman get's incredibly angry and pissed at his/her lover (usually for infidelity) and goes bat-shit crazy. Usually involves destroying all of their partner's personal belongings they can find. May involve a bonfire.
-Comes from the movie "Waiting to Exhale"
The Angela Bassett Moment:
This motherfucker is psychotic! I bet you there are serial killers less anal. A white woman's the only one who will TOLERATE your smug ass. I was your white woman for eleven years! You couldn't have started that damn company without me. Hell, I WORKED MY ASS OFF! I mean, I got a Masters' degree in business, and there I was - his secretary, his office manager, and his COMPUTER! "No, Bernadine, you can't start the catering business this year. Why don't you wait a few years? Yeah, don't start now; wait one, two, three years. I need you to be the FUCKING BACKGROUND to MY foreground!" 732...732...the number of times that we made love. I remember when that bastard told me he was counting - right after 51! I'll show you! FUCK ME FOR NOT LEAVING YOUR ASS THEN! But the worst, oh the FUCKING worst, was making my kids go to a school with two other black children because you didn't want them to be improperly influenced. Well, guess what, John?! YOU'RE THE MOTHERFUCKING IMPROPER INFLUENCE! Get your shit, get your shit, and GET OUT!
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When your true gamer comes out to say some of the most based things in the world. This happens when you ascend to the next level of gaming.
Brody: Luke, why did you just say 16 different racial slurs?
Luke: Sorry, I just had a heated gamer moment.
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