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(1) v when u ejaculate while ur clothes is on.so it gat ur pant looking like u dipped it in a starch solution.
(2) in the case of a wet dream.
(3) when u indeliberately reach orgasm at the final moment of an exam cos u ain't done yet.
''If u starch ur pant while watchin' porn u a real nerd bro.my cousin warns"
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Pants specifically worn for standing or dancing when going out. If seated while wearing the Stand Up Pants, your muffin top and/or jelly rolls become much more visible. These pants also may be very tight, or the button may come undone upon the act of sitting.
Hince the name "Stand Up Pants."
Could also be used as an excuse to not sit down with a guy who is a turn off.
Girl 1: I wish I could go talk to the guy sitting at the bar, but I'm wearing my Stand Up Pants!
Girl 2: Oh, that's too bad!
Guy: Do you wanna sit and talk?
Girl: Oh no, I'm wearing my Stand Up Pants. Sorry.
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Pants that have at least a few holes and now fit a little snug. These pants are ready to be discarded and have become garbage can pants.
Theresa: "What are these clothes on the floor?"
CJ: "That pile is dirty and those are garbage can pants."
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wearing pants made out of plastic bags for recreational purposes
let's wear carrier bag pants tonight!
commence the carrier bag panting!!!
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If you have a shower in the morning and put on clean pants you will probably have those pants on all day & all night.
If you have a shower after tea and nip down the pub those pants have only been worn for a couple of hours so when you go to bed become "2 hour pants". There's nothing wrong with putting these back on the following morning!
I don't need clean underwear today love. Ive got some 2 hour pants here!
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my girlfriends nickname.
Hey, sweet tuna pants, ready for me to make a tuna salad with extra mayo in your salad bowl?
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This is more realistic slogan than the Black Lies Matter activist movement's "hands up, don't shoot" where at around the same time videos and pictures taken from Ferguson riots show shops looting blacks with sagging pants and underwears visible.
- The "pants up, don't loot" slogan will soon become outdated when they start following their African tradition.
- Their African tradition?
- You know, no pants, no underpants either, just big ostrich plumes sticking out of their ass cracks.
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