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When you take your under age son to a massage parlor for a happy ending.
I'm taking my 15 year old boy, for his first Jack Poppy, at Mei Ling's Massage Parlor. The Mama San there has a great selection of girls that are the best at giving happy endings.
The name you wish you didn't have. Why would his parents name him jack?
guy 1: Hey bro is that your buddy over there jack kinoff. guy 2: Man I don't know him.
Eating ice cream on a hot day with no shirt on
I can’t wait to do some jack whacking with Billy at the custard stand later.
to give a hand job while walking
Meghan gave him a walk and jack while we walked to dinner.
A lightning jack is when someone masturbates in record time. Typically used when someone needs to take care of themselves in a pinch knowing they must be quick as they will need to be around others very soon.
Knowing the pool party would start soon, I had to step in the bathroom for a lightning jack.
a jack liascos is a manly specimen who grows facial hair faster than viagra grows a dick. he is known for a hot sister who gets piped by eddie betts on the daily even though eddie betts freezes whenever she is in the vacinity. jack liascos is a retarded creature with many weaknesses, some weaknesses are that he is unable to leave ice cream in a freezer and doesn't know the recipe for a chocolate milkshake. he is also angered by basketballs on the roof, EVAN SPENCE and when people steel his pillow when he is trying to nap.
it is a jack liascos over there. creamery, like bakery. U retard
A term used when something really cannot help already. when you feel like the worlds about to end and no one can save you.
Wah... I just kena fine 300$ by NEA. This one really is rabak jack.