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Tae bath lights is a fantasy like chloe and I like to think about late at night and the bath lights are red 🛁🚨
Tae bath lights is the best fantasy ever.
Teach kids colours. Specifically red, orange and green
Boy:"Mum! It's Red! Now it's Green! And now it's Orange!! I love the traffic lights"
Mum:"Nobody does!"
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Code name for a bitch who I constantly talk shit about but refuse to admit.
I Fucking Hate Her!!! *Insert Traffic Light Emoji*
A phenomenon where a self righteous partner uses the latest popular buzz words to discredit their partner and discourage any form of disagreement with them as it will make them a gaslighter, manipulator, etc. In short, just another way partners can tell everyone how they’re such great partners, and that the other person is magically always the problem.
My girlfriend has been sending me articles about “how to stop gaslighting”, I can’t even disagree with what she says anymore because shes always Lass-lighting me and running off to bad mouth me to her friends.
A piece of writing that has met the standards of publication, yet is without literary merit.
"His last book was entertaining, but it was too light crumb compared to his earlier work."
When someone is waiting for a red light to change, and they keep inching forward a little at a time until the light changes and they can take off.
"Dude, quit creepin' the light. It will change soon enough!"
"I had to pee so bad that I was creepin' the light in order to get here faster."
James: "Check out my Honda Civic (D-series)"
Sam: Fuck off you tail light