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white cream coming out of your asshole, it just bursts out like u can't even feel it
last night my wife had "bursting anal milk"
When you go to home depot to buy expensive tools and use them for 29 days on various jobs then return them on the 30th day just so you dont have to pay for the tools. The reason you would do this is if you need to startup a home reno or gardening business but didnt have all the money upfront to invest in tools.
dude starting a business is so hard i have to invest in a mower 1200, a polesaw 800, a sawzal 200, rakes 100, leafblower but im fucking broke right now.
just take advantage of free return milking at home depot just pay with your credit card.
Titties that are good enough to be used as a pillow.
“Hey babe lemme lay my head on that milk filled pillow”.
“Come stick that cock between my milk filled pillows!”
Someone who leaves their muscles soaking in chocolate milk while leaving the house. Whenever they are asked if they have “brought their muscles,” they admit that they have indeed left them at home soaking in a milk bag.
Someone: Have you brought your muscles?
The Milk-Juice Man: Nah, I left them soaking in the cow juice bag. I’m a devout Milk-Juice Man.
the horrific sin of putting the milk in the bowl before the cereal. Only the most disgusting people do this.
Person A: Dude why'd you just kill that guy?!
Person B: He was a fan of pre-cereal milk.
Person A: Oh ok, it's all good then.
When someone shits in your mouth and it's so gross that you vomit all over their asshole, then lick the vomit off their asshole.
Last night I gave her the ol' Chocolate Milk Sundae.
Japanese milk bread is a type of bread made from a combination of human sweat, tears, saliva, and breast milk. It is known for its unique, slightly salty flavor and moist, pillowy texture.
He was the last to cum; though he was tear ridden; the Japanese milk bread was his and his alone.