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When you shove a hard-boiled egg up your partners asshole and then eat it out.
Baby, have I'm a pro at mother goosing my partners.
when referencing something that shocked you
Person 1: holy mother!
Person 2: what?
Person 1: that shit scared me so bad!
I learned that this phrase came at a time when Bill Gates was introducing the first version of Microsoft Office. In fact he first said "Excel to your mother" but that did not catch on. He did try "PowerPoint to your mother" but that was a dismal failure. The change to "Word to your mother" somehow caught on and when a friend asked him about word processing because the friend's mom was behind the times as a secretary and needed help.
When asked what should I buy mom for Christmas. My dad said "WORD TO YOUR MOTHER" It did not work out really well because she did not have a computer.
My mother. Your mother. Our mother. He is the most slay queen pussy boss ever to walk on this barf planet Earth. He has the voice of an angel but makes me feel a way that would send me to hell. No one has ever slayed the house down more than him. His voice makes me forget any sin I have ever committed. I WANT MY MOTHER TO SING ME A LULLABY AND TUCK ME IN TO BED !NOW!
Mother Taeraesa is the light of this world and no one makes me feel the pop the way he does.
A loved one who stalks you as a means to show affection
or someone who claims they love you and feels to help you act in a mannerly way
mother-stalker: nice comment on Reddit last Wednesday at 3am!
pal: you noticed <3
mother-stalker : dont i always? :)
pal:ha ha ha
mother-stalker: ha ha ha ha ha! i LOVE you!
Wanna be bass tournament angler that has a jersey full of sponsors giving him a 10% discount. Also has a wrapped truck and not that he paid for himself.
look at that clown shoe mother fucker at the fruit jar wearing a jersey.