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Nick

Tall , dark and handsome.

My bad for being such a Nick, didn’t mean to flex on you like that.

by AmandaARCgonzalez August 23, 2022


Nick

Nick is a dickhead. He's unattractive, grins like an idiot all the time, and he's just plain stupid. He does everything wrong and he's also bad a math.

He also can't spell his last name right.

That Nick is an idiot

Yeah, I know. Aptly named.

Yeah, he's a Nick.

by Big Chungass December 20, 2019


Nick

Everyone whose named Nick, I'm sorry. You're foreever doomed of being a weeb trash. This is a cursed placed upon you by a fellow Nick.

NICK!!! You are a WEEB TRASH!!!!!

by Shadow_SshS October 25, 2018


Nick

A guy with a huge penis that can give fat D
And will drive a stick shift, should also be in a relationship with a girl named rain

Forgot to mention, he has a MASSIVE DICKKKKK

OMFG NICK, PUT YOUR MASSIVE COCK IN MY PWUSSY!!!!!

by obwen November 23, 2021


Nick

World's definition: one is to come across a nick,

Well you must consider yourself quite lucky.. cause they are extremely difficult to see. In some places it is considered a blessing or a sign from the gods to run into a nick. You are to bow down to them and never look at them directly, as one would burn their retinas looking at such perfection. Hallelujah.

Okay, so here is my personal opinion...
My nick is caring, sweet, loving and quite frankly the most handsome man on earth.

He is extremely funny and can cheer me up without effort. He knows me better than I know me, and that alone is amazing. There is never a dull moment with him around. Yes, we have our ups and downs, but through all of it he is my rock. There isn't a day that goes by I am not thankful for having my nick. He is a one of a kind man, that is by far the best thing that has ever happened to me.

My nick is better than your nick.

by Crispyshelbycake August 30, 2021


Nick

A person named “Nick”.

Usually, works behind the scenes and is NOT the kind of person to go on Urban Dictionary to write this because there’s a current fad on Instagram going on where you find your name on Urban Dictionary and then upload it to your story.

Hi, I’m Nick. As in, the name Nick”.

by DefinitelynotnamedNick November 23, 2021


Nick

The kinkiest guy to ever live. Will kill himself to get an erection. Blood turns him on. So does a crippling lack of oxygen.

Person 1: hey, I broke 6 of my toes and orgasmed instantly.

Person 2: what the fuck you are actually a Nick

Person 1: I like the way death strokes my cock.

Person 2: I'd tell you to go die but you'd probably cum.

by NickPleaseStop December 5, 2019