1- I know you want to eat ass
2 - Oh ya, isn’t today November 1st
1 - Ya and I have a nice ass
National “Hold someones hands holiday”
hey amy it’s november 1st or
national hold someone hands holiday
Today is national shadow demon day!! Today you have to support shadow demons and give them an offering. ♠️
Person 1: Dude you have to give an offering to a shadow demon it’s November 1st!!
Person 2: Oh really-?!
Azoroth (Random Shadow Demon name): 😈
The day everyone is upset because they have to start no nut November
Son: Mom its the start of no nut November
Mom: whats that
Son: I cant masturbate stating "November 1st"
November sixth is the day where prostitution, weed, psychedelics, mind expansion, and hippie shit is not only accepted but requested. The Scorpio whore hippie rises and rules the universe for their very special day.
Leonardo: You ready for November 6th... I’m so hyped
Kate: Oh for sure dude! I’ve been waiting all year
Leonardo: haha we are gonna get so lit *wink*
International Wholesome Day. Where you can UwU without getting fined, reconnect with your online friends and look at r/wholesomememes all day.
Person 1: ''It's November 6th.''
Person 2: ''Finally! UwU''