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When a male ejaculates inside a female's mouth, and after ejaculation, she spits it back into the male's face.
That guy was such a douche. He didnt tell me he was about to jizz so I pulled a reverse pearl necklace on him.
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This is where you have a 6ft long penis and you tell her to turn around and insert your dick in her and it comes out her mouth
hey baby your gonna give me a reverse blow job, turn around
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Now this is the story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down and I'd like to take a minute just sit right there. I'll tell you how I became the "Reverse Bel Air" - a story that starts with the first few lines of the lyrics to "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air," but suddenly changes to something shocking, unforgettable, and unrelated to the Prince of Bel Air.
That dude posted about the Fresh Prince of Bel Air on a forum but he RBA'd (Reverse Bel Aired) into a discussion about his gf.
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You fart in the bedroom and then dive under the covers to escape the stench.
She dropped a reverse dutch oven and blamed the dog.
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reverse polish romanski
1. When any woman over 40 seduces a young teenage boy.
This term is a play off of Roman Polanski and Reverse Polish Notation, and references situations that are the reverse to the sexually inappropriate case of Roman Polanski and 13-year old girl in the 1970s
My baby cousin scored 125 points off a reverse polish romanski last week at a party at my Aunt's house with one of her lush cougar pals.
When a 44-year old woman rape-rapes a 13-year old boy after feeding him half of a champagne flute and a fistful of Quaaludes. This might or might not occur in Jack Nicholson's spa tub.
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When you shave just the center of pubic hair and not the sides. Also what that Fendi Scarf looks like. (It's not a thing people do.)
She had a reverse landing strip.
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Created by a tattoo artist, this sexual act requires the woman to lie on her back. the man then steps ove her placing one leg between her legs and one by her body.
The man then grabs the woman's ankles, pulling them up to hip level (spreading the woman's legs and placing her vagina directly under his ass).
The man then proceeds to have a bowel movement. then, without pinching the turd off (ya need alot of fiber in your diet to make this work apparently), he begins to screw the woman with said fecal matter....
(Thank you dude for ruining dinner for EVERYONE the night you made this up)
He said when he got her home, he threw her down and pulled a Pink Turtle Reversal on that ass. Last I heard she was at the clinic... something about a urinary tract infection. I dunno.
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