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Star wars: the force awakens is a movie that is no longer considered canon for its garbage story line and is widely regarded as a disappointment to everyone.
Teacher: "What's one thing you can name that is absolute garbage"
Student: "Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Here is what I think about Mister Johnny Depp, He is an Innocent Genius Who will one day be Magnificent in The Theater Industry. I loved seeing Him walk by Stain Glass Windows as a Kid in 21 Jump Street over Time...Anyways, I ment to say this in the Best Way...but I had some infinitely beautiful dreams of Johnny Depp..Johnny Depp is welcome to Find me with Rainbows...and If he is Single..He could be my "Hot..Hot...Hot..." Boyfriend who astounded everyone one day with his Infinite Talent...
Johnny Depp " Film Star!! :) * "What If I had to Prove this..I would say...I interpret johnny Depp thinking about what people say in his Creative Films..
A community college student who fails to earn their associate's degree or the necessary amount of credits to transfer in the normal span of two years and must spend more semesters at the college in order to finish. A community college all-star is usually the result of poor grades/schedule management, indecision regarding fields of study or universities to transfer to, generally not giving a shit, or any combination of the the previous items.
"Did Joseph transfer to Marquette University yet?"
"Nah, last I heard he's staying at the local community college for the fall."
"So he turned into a Community College All-Star? That kinda sucks."
"It's his own damn fault, man."
totally suck,should never have been made
they take themselves way too seriously,have terrible acting,terrible casting,aren't near violent enough,lack interesting characters or story lines,not near enough weird critters,should have more humor
it's Steven Spielberg's fault
The new star wars movies are an embarassment compared to the orginal trilogy.
A gay man who has never slept with a woman, only male A-listers.
Platinum Star Gays are like male, same-sex only versions of Courtney Love and Star Jones - m4m "starfuckers."
The service whereby an upscale prostitute is treated to a big dinner full of seafood at a fine dining experience, then back to the presidential suite of the John hotel room and given cocaine to snort by her John. She's then given something else to ingest that will cause Diarhea, and rides the John bareback while shes trying to explode in reverse cow girl position.
Terrell "Man that girl is sic!"
Dante "Ya, how?"
Terrell "She be into some crazy fetishes"
Dante "Like what?"
Terrell "She do Rock Star Limo Rides, yo!"
Dante "Damn! Thats a highpriced ho!"
Terrell "Word!"