Half sucked mango- a person who is half done, or a dumbass
Is that John?
No thatโs a half sucked mango
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A day when you get a lot of things done, but overall it sucks.
Guy 1: So, how was work yesterday?
Guy2: Awful. I got all my reports filed, but I felt sick most of the time and then spilled hot coffee all over myself. Overall, it was pretty pro-suck-tive.
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One way a person with no teeth must eat.
'Old man Pettyfore sucks fudge crackers, while his grandson chews them.'
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the think when you get a crazy text messege and you wanna say holy shit! but your parents are in the room
"Well mom i kinda feel like.....(recieve crazy text) HOLY SUCK MOTHER!
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as used in pineapple express - to continue your day get shit done.
guy1: whats up
guy2: nothing much just sucking todays dick!
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Pud is a slang word for penis.
Man I'm gonna hit on those girls over there and maybe I can get one of them to suck my pud tonight.
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The person who says this phrase is in-fact gay and has zero (0) friends.
Katie says โSuck my ballsโ
Katie is in-fact gay
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