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tuesday tuesday innit fish n chips bottle of water oi oi oi
tea and crumpets
god save the queen
texas wheel is british
When you live in a small West Texas town specifically (Marfa TX) a rural area and haven’t seen hot people in a REALLY long time so you are so blinded from not being In civilization you start to find ugly people, attractive
Did you see Emily with Mark?! She must have her West Texas blinders on he’s a 2 in the city.
Being too cowardly to defend your father, your wife, or yourself.
Somebody left something on my door the other day that said, "Ted Cruz, Tough as Texas." Hahaha, I mean, come on. If somebody called my wife a dog, and said my daddy was in on the Kennedy assassination, I wouldn't be kissing their ass. You stick a finger in their chest and give them a few choice words. Or you drag their ass out by the woodshed and kick their ass, Ted. Come on.. Ted.
A sexual position in which the parties are standing up and tied together with a belt. To qualify as a true Texas Divorce, belt buckle must be at least 5” in diameter.
After we rode the mechanical bull, I took her back to my place for a Texas Divorce.
A megalopolitan area shaped like a triangle where Dallas, Houston, and San Antonio
I want to live in the Texas Triangle when I grow up
When you leave a giant cum load on your hookups pillow, face and bed before you exit in the morning unannounced. And holler their name as you walk out & slam the door.
It was great last night with Veronica but I left her with a Texas smash this morning 💦 💦 💦!