Texas Snail Trail

When a girl eats a pound of chipotle beans and sits on your face.

Bro that girl gave me the craziest Texas Snail Trail (TST) last week.

Doing a Texas

slam your car onto the pit entry attenuator at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway just like the way Texas did

Chris is doing a texas

Texas Tony

Texas Tony arrives by the sky. Hangs at the Honky Tonk and eats glizzys. He’s got an iron liver. Will awake everyone by 8am. At brunch downtown you’ll find him by a lama. Loves a goodnight sleep on the roof.

Texas Tony are you well?
Texas Tony- I can’t see but I’m alright

Corpus Christi, Texas

The great value version of Mobile, AL.

Corpus Christi is a city that proves every negative racial stereotype. Only good thing that has come from Corpus Christi is whataburger

Corpus Christi, Texas sucks

Corpus Christi, Texas

Small Port City on the Gulf Coast. One of the few cities in Texas that have a declining population (Though slowly).

Corpus Christi is a city that proves the racial stereotypes to be true (They even have a MLK Jr. Dr. So yeah)

Demographics:
90% Hispanic
9% Black
1% White

Population:
317,863 (2020)
317,773 (2021) (-0.1%)

Politics: Purple-Red

Corpus Christi, Texas is the great value version of Mobile, AL.

I lived in Corpus Christi, It sucks (Though padre island and the U.S.S Lexington are cool)

Smoking on Texas

To smoke a large blunt of some kind

Im smoking on Texas

Texas Tobytoad

A huge Texas size Tobytoad

I left a Texas Tobytoad in the shower so huge I had to move to Hawaii from Texas to hide from my shame.

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