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It’s Russian Roulette with six bullets instead of one.
I invited some old friends over for Texas Roulette and insisted that I went last. Then I skipped my turn and left alive.
One person lays on their back and puts their legs over the head. Another squats over this person and tea bags their scrotum and testicles into the person on their back's anus. The person on their back with their legs over their head then should fart our the testicles. Both people then exclaim happy birthday as if getting a Yahtzee
Steve and I picked up a six pack after work and are gonna have ourselves a regular Texas Birthday.
When an oilfield worker comes to west Texas for work, and acts as though he’s single for his two weeks there, but in reality has a wife and three kids back home, often states a way.
As often found in Tinder bios ‘Please actually be single, and not west Texas single.’ or ‘Don’t let me find out you have a wife back home.’
A texas beauty is an extremely fat and ugly stereotypical person from texas. They typically exceed 250 pounds and are shaped like hamburgers. You can also use TB instead and add a number with your predicted weight.
Look over there dad! TB350. That’s one hell of a texas beauty.
The final product of someone giving you a blowjob in a barn, you finishing in their mouth, and then them rudely spitting it on the floor where it mixes with dirt, hay, sawdust, and animal hair/droppings.
Your girl is great, she made me a nice batch of texas curry last night.
Using bbq sauce to eat ass… it’s a Texas thing. (NOTE: Don’t use with anal irritation or tears…it could burn.)
I was going down south the other day with Margery and got to thinkin’, this sure would taste better with a Texas ham sandwich.
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Hello, I'm from Texas, California