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To fuck your partner with your thumb.
Last night while fucking my girlfriend doggystyle I decided to fonzie fuck her asshole at the same time.
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To thrust the penis between a women's preferably large breasts and ejaculate on her chest and/or face.
I would like to titty fuck that stanky ass hoe.
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This term comes from the fact that average golfers tend so say these 2 words often.
Also a funny joke
What is the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver?
A bad golfer goes - whack...fuck!
A bad skydiver goes - Fuck...Whack!
Golfer swings the club -"whack"
Golfer slices into the woods - "fuck!"
I've never taken a whack-fuck lesson in my life but these $1500 set of calloway's should lower my score.
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something that's so fucking cute you gotta fuckin swear and be violent about how cute it is!
MY GOD!!! That girl's kitty is so cute as fuck i could slit that slut's throat and fuckin steal it and it'll be mine!!!!
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When you take a fat, long, hard, slow butt hole stretching shit that feels like a cock coming out of your ass hole.
Dude I was on the toilet getting reverse fucked... And it felt kinda good.
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When one is royally screwed over by being lulled into a false sence of security only to get well and truly rodger ramjetted.
Mick and Dave hustled Tony like a fit bird only to be fucked up the ass by a sweaty 300lb twat with a 12 inch cock and truly fucked a treat. Major credit to Tony and Ant.
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You have your best friend in the closet, then you start to fuck your girlfriend, halfway through you switch with your friend then sneak outside and start waving at your girlfriend.
I cant believe you Ghost Fucked me I was so confused
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