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A female master of all things pie-related, whether it be the creation of, or consumption of pies.
When a girl has an outstanding body only to find when you look up she has an unpleasant face like god spent ages making sure the body was perfect and then deciding it would be funny to stick and ugly head on it, similar to butterface.
Guy 1 - Wow look at the legs and ass on that!
Guy 2 - Totally, check out the rack too, WOW looked up its another one of gods jokes.
to save a fellow bro from being cockblocked when he is trying to get with his girl. if they are both over the girls house or guys house then the third wheel will stop anything from cockblocking his bro (younger/older sibilings, parents)
"thanks for doing gods work back there man, if you didnt stop her little brother then i wouldnt of gotten it in, yaa buddy.
Use this statement after any insulting phrase and it takes any harm that would have been inflicted away.
“Sorry about that ugly dress, god bless."
Someone who is the god of partys
I'm William Svenson, the party god.
cunts who knock on ya door at 5 am
knock, knock FUCK OFF AND GO HAVE SEX WIV EACH OVA