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A boy so racist it’s almost scary, he is attracted to types of girls that he likes to insult and then is surprised when he gets dumped. He admits he’s gay every other day and then claims to have never said that. His catchphrase is “give me sex”
You see that boy over there? We call him Jacob Michael Laino for a reason.
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My beautiful boy.
Extremely caring, loving and strong. One of the best, funniest, smartest people out. Love him absolutely shitless, she's gorgeous inside and out.
Person- ' I wish I had a guy like Jacob Michael Thomas '
Me- ' HELL YEAH YOU DO '
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Is an amazing, talented, kind, caring person. Avery always rocks his big booty and loves the shit out of his friends. Someday he’ll name his child Robert The Smith. Avery is such a talented person that you’ll never be able to get enough of. He cries to Desire by Battery Point, but he’s not your average shoegaze kid. He believes Title Fight is bim and makes sure people know that.
Ned: wow! That Avery Michael Smith kid is the BIM!!!
Sadie: I know right. Im so lucky to be with him 😘🥴
Ned: You really are....I wish i could have that sexy piece of ass 🤑
Sadie: So you down for a three-way?
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A Reverse Michael Jackson is the act of a white man moon walking and doing a 540 spin and pelvis thrusting their erect penis in to a bent over female's anus and yelling "HEEHEE" and afterwards swiftly pulling out thus having a poo covered dick and doing the thriller dance while walking away.
Josh: Hey dude, guess what?
Alec: yeah?
Josh: last night my girl and I were jamming Michael Jacksons number one so when we were about to do doggy I surprised her with a Reverse Michael Jackson!
Alec: yes! that's my favorite!
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A dublin football player who's initials spell MDMA
I took a massive bomb of Michael Darragh MacAuley last night.
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A pedopheliac, hee-heeing, white boy who was once black, michael is seen grooming and sexually abusing to young boys under their familys noses.
Michael Jackson is disgusting, not my king of pop.
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A present or gift given to someone hoping they will either repeat their ferocious past or hope that they have a future not looking back.
I gave a gun to Plaxico Burress as a Michael Vick present when he was released from prison. He was then resigned by the Giants to everyone surprise.
Not to far into the future, when the Giants were down 28 points to the Eagles in the NFC final, Eli Manning and Burress rally a come back to win in regulation time by a field goal.
That night, Burress had to make a decision; do something stupid or prepare for the Superbowl.
The rest is history.
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