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the mother answer.

A typical answer a mother gives so she doesn't hurt anyone's feelings

When asked who her favorite Child was she gave the mother answer. That she loved all her kids equally and had no favorite but everyone knows she was lieing.

by chuck e cheese June 3, 2015


mother, I require sustance

The most normal thing anyone said in that show

Lois:

Stewie: mother, I require sustance

by GelatinSkeleton September 22, 2023


You mother

You mother is a lego english weird shit cause he weird titanic mothers so you mother not good lmao

go you mother! make you mother!

by CrackReltpNickLegoMikeJake May 20, 2021


Mother fumper

Mother fucker that humps bitches that don’t like being humped

Stan is such a mother fumper

by Goats ‘n Goats October 4, 2018


ur brother likes ur mother

The most rare insult in the planet of the earth. Has never been used and was buried in the core of the earth to be permanently destroyed. But then the sun god retrieved it while finding the Holy Grail and decided this insult was better and had told it to nobody. This will obliterate any insult including "Your Family Tree LGBT". This insult also breaks the No U infinite spell card found by some users in discord and steam. Be sure to use this accordingly.

John: "ur family tree lgbt"
Pulls out small cloth and leather box
John: "it was only a jok-"
You: "UR BROTHER LIKES UR MOTHER"
*universe implodes infinite times into itself causing the universe to turn into a black hole*

by fuckin bitchy ass April 3, 2018


Perfect Mother

A mother who is willing to do anything for her children and their success.

Johns mom made him new basketball shoes so he could play in the championship game. She really is the perfect mother!

by ILoveCat191845 May 15, 2023


Mother of Jesus Christ

Something you yell out when your team is losing or you have to pay a expensive bill.

John- Mother of Jesus Christ i can't believe the Patriots are losing to the Raiders

Me- I guess the patriots just suck

by Crzyfkr October 8, 2010