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Nipples that extend out real long and grotesquely.
dem dick tits barely fit in her bra, yo. they ass long as my slong!! Oh My God!
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When you or another person are in the act of having sex and in the end you get a surprise of realizing that the woman you were just having sex with is on their period and your penis is covered in blood.
"Dude, last night I was having sex and it was extra wet and extra good then I pulled out and turned on the lights only to realize that the girl I was with gave me candy dick."
"Gross"
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To waste time in a manner found inappropriate by a superior or leader. Often times this is not the first time that such inefficiencies have taken place; use of this term implies frustration and eagerness to get said task completed.
-Dude, I can't play b-ball today 'cause I've got to finish up this flippin brief.
-Well, maybe if you'd stop dicking off asking for fucking tots all the time, you'd be done by now!!
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When one laughs so hard while urinating that they end up waving their dick around and pissing in/on everything but the toilet bowl
Guy1: Oh... you giggly-dick
Guy2: I wouldn't be laughing if I were you, it's your bathroom after all
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the guy who takes you to dinner than makes you pay.
the guy who takes off the condom when having sex
the guy that never calls your back, after he said he will
the guy that cheats on you with your sister
(fyi im a chick)
hey see that dude over there, he looks like a total dick head
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someone who is a fuck up in many ways. simialar to a fucktard, but maybe just a little less coordinated.
Ha ha ha, did you see Joe stammering and stuttering before he spilled his drink on that hot bitch...What a fumble dick!
A game where you color your dick with glow in the dark paint,turn off the lights,lock the door,get really high, and play tag.
Rules: 1.No penetration
2.Only play with close friends
Kevin: Jack and I just played some dick tag it was lit.
Brad: Badass, Can i play next time?
Kevin:Sure dude.